RC Weslowski

I’m told there are shark infested waters swirling round this place

Alpha predators prowling craving food they shouldn’t taste

The Howell’s invited me on board “don’t worry we’ll make room”

They said my smile reminded them of their second honeymoon 

They promised me social influence they’d blow up my Instagram 

I didn’t know about the slaughter I didn’t know I’d be the lamb

The Professor created knock out drugs and put them in our water

He served the Howell’s depravity forsaking his own daughter 

Maryanne and Ginger were paid to organize the vice

Making schedules and booking rooms on this lost paradise 

But how could we be missing when everybody knew

The longitude and latitude they gave the Minnow’s crew

To deliver illicit cargo from all quarters of the world

Every country on the map has had their flag unfurled

The Skipper was an angry drunk and Gilligan his foil

Both their minds were torn apart by this accursed soil

They delivered what was asked of them and didn’t say a word

“We were just following orders” I say they got what they deserved

So many were invited so many took the bait

Never knowing they’d be blackmailed they didn’t hesitate

Con-men, bankers, royalty-politicians, tech bros, spies

Amoral evil devils destroying all our lives

While he was in exile they flew in El Presidente

Commonly known as “The Lord of Rape” ruining souls aplenty

There was a Broadway producer visiting via frequent flyers

Harold Hecuba the lover of underage all boys’ choirs

Erika Tiffany Smith stopped by she a land baroness socialite

Her strapons were all bloodied causing pain was her delight 

Broken folks who’ve lost their way arrive on a daily basis 

With promises of brand-new lives and lies of an oasis

The Howell’s work for others free of consequence

Their money let’s them abuse us their power’s their defence 

But I write against the violence and send this letter into space

Hoping someone hears the signal so at least we’re not erased

I’m just one of many we’ve all become their slaves

No one hears our cries for help in the silence between waves

No one hears our cries for help in the silence between waves

I’m just one of many we’ve all become their slaves

Hoping someone hears the signal so at least we’re not erased

I write against the violence and send this letter into space

Their money let’s them abuse us their power’s their defence

The Howell’s work for others free of consequence

With promises of brand-new lives and lies of an oasis

Broken folks who’ve lost their way arrive on a daily basis

Her strapons were all bloodied causing pain was her delight

Erika Tiffany Smith stopped by she a land baroness socialite

Harold Hecuba the lover of underage all boys’ choirs

He was a Broadway producer visiting via frequent flyers

Commonly knowns as the “Lord of Rape” ruining souls aplenty

While he was in exile they flew in El Presidente

Amoral evil devils destroying all our lives

Con-men bankers royalty politicians tech bros spies

Never knowing they’d be blackmailed they didn’t hesitate

So many were invited so many took the bait

Both their minds were torn apart by this accursed soil

The Skipper was an angry drunk and Gilligan his foil

“We were just following orders” I say they got what they deserved

They delivered what was asked of them and didn’t say a word

Every country on the map has had their flag unfurled

To deliver illicit cargo from every quarter of the world

The longitude and latitude they gave the Minnow’s crew

How could we be missing when everybody knew

Making schedules and booking rooms on this lost paradise

Maryanne and Ginger were paid to organize the vice

He served the Howell’s depravity forsaking his own daughter

The Professor created knock out drugs and put them in the water

I didn’t know about the slaughter I didn’t know I was the lamb

They promised me social influence they’d blow up my Instagram

They said my smile reminded them of their second honeymoon

The Howell’s invited me on board “don’t worry we’ll make room”

Alpha predators prowling craving food they shouldn’t taste

I’m told there are shark infested waters swirling round this place