December 11, 2014
Don’t Get Drunk and Sleep With Your Friends (with “lyrics”)
The so called holidays are here, people are going to lots of parties including plenty of work soirees and sometimes things go a little too far. Take care of yourself this time of the year. And if you do get drunk and sleep with a friend make sure it’s consensual…FOR REAL.
Here is the only Awesome Face single ever released. Brendan McLeod on vocals and guitar. I’m doing co vocals, playing the toy piano and shaking the shaker. Michelle is singing backup vocals.
Oh yeah, and I thought I’d include the lyrics in case you want to sing along…
Don’t get drunk and sleep with your friends
it will come to bad times in the end
don’t get drunk and sleep with your friends
unless you’re really really really really….drunk
You’re out at a party
feeling kind of flirty
maybe even horny
then your friend, who’s always been a friend
starts to look like someone you really want to fuck
a devil on your left, devil on your right
telling you to sleep with your friend tonight
It’s reckoning time!
CHORUS
You’ve known them for years
Longer than these beers
Listen to your fears
We don’t need any tears
Don’t go changing gears
You’ll be the joke of all your peers
You’ll ruin your careers
you’re funds are in arrears
you like hunting deers
and buy your clothes at Sears
It’s reckoning time…
Chorus
So close your eyes
put bags on your heads
you don’t need to recognize
the one who’s in your bed
Go gentle into the night
or hard if you like
don’t worry about repercussions
like pregnancy or STD’s
Because love is sweet
between the sheets
with you and me –
especially….
if you’re really, really, really…..