RC Weslowski

All day long I think of things nothing seems to satisfy

Mommy wants me to scratch and sniff her kitchen
But I can’t help staring at her sky
Every time I go on Facebook
Brangelina try to adopt me
I’m not an orphan, I’m a Scientologist, Jim
If I lose 50 pounds in 50 minutes
Can I be Anne Murray’s lesbian lover?

Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me help me, help me, help me, help me, to calm down

I don’t want to be a cartoon
I don’t want to be somebody’s punch line
I want to be like Dorothy in the Blizzard of Oz
A little girl who loves animals naively

Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy-cat

The dodo went extinct because it refused to stop trusting
It failed to believe in the New World’s truncheon
It couldn’t stop loving in the face of destruction
It never lost faith we might find a solution

Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, all the time

I still believe in God but God doesn’t believe in me
But so what? So what?
You gotta fight like a viper.
You gotta love like a dodo.
You gotta take your pants off
And go for it

Life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, life is, all there is