March 12, 2016
Oh No Not Another Podcast #24 Toys and Games
wild dreams of ker-plunk and boggle are the inspiration for this latest batch of two stepping weirdness
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February 13, 2015
Right Now Someone Thinks You’re Delicious
Read MoreRight now someone thinks you’re delicious They want to tamper with your spice rack Shampoo your dirty kitchen They want to fold the pages of your cookbook And taste your roasted chicken They want to melt your stick of butter And put it on their popcorn They want to be the chocolate sprinkles […]
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January 21, 2015
There is a brainstorm coming
Read MoreThere is a brainstorm coming Many will be unprotected Expect a number of horrific deaths Focus will be removed Bikini lines waxed with Xerox Photocopier fluid The pressure is on The price of stamps is out of control Ronald McDonald house has been foreclosed Taken over by a squatter Grimace is surly and living up […]
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December 19, 2014
Samovars and Merkins
Read MoreIt’s that time of year where we need to get a little biblical and pass down some wisdom. Here’s my contribution.
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December 15, 2014
You are the magic people
Read MoreI performed a version of this at the Ocean and Crow launch/grand re-opening on Saturday night and so I thought I would post this psychedelic version for you. And an interesting side note about this poem…a band in New England called The Magic People somehow came across my poem and asked if they could use […]
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December 8, 2014
Heaven or Whatever
Read MoreA couple months ago for a couple of days, I had the chance to be in this new video for Shane Koyczan. It was a fun time with lots of laughs and it was good to hang out with Shane for a couple days. A couple youth slam poets are in it as well, Andrew […]
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December 1, 2014
Baby Jesus Visa
Read MoreBlack Friday, Cyber Monday, Buy Nothing Day, CHRISTMAS. The best way to handle the pressure and the inevitable debt? Get yourself a Baby Jesus Visa
