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February 13, 2015
Right Now Someone Thinks You’re Delicious
Read MoreRight now someone thinks you’re delicious They want to tamper with your spice rack Shampoo your dirty kitchen They want to fold the pages of your cookbook And taste your roasted chicken They want to melt your stick of butter And put it on their popcorn They want to be the chocolate sprinkles […]
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January 31, 2015
Oh No Not Another Podcast Episode 2
Read MoreThis is episode number 2 of Oh No Not Another Podcast.
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January 21, 2015
There is a brainstorm coming
Read MoreThere is a brainstorm coming Many will be unprotected Expect a number of horrific deaths Focus will be removed Bikini lines waxed with Xerox Photocopier fluid The pressure is on The price of stamps is out of control Ronald McDonald house has been foreclosed Taken over by a squatter Grimace is surly and living up […]
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December 19, 2014
Samovars and Merkins
Read MoreIt’s that time of year where we need to get a little biblical and pass down some wisdom. Here’s my contribution.