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  • You are the magic people

    I performed a version of this at the Ocean and Crow launch/grand re-opening on Saturday night and so I thought I would post this psychedelic version for you.  And an interesting side note about this poem…a band in New England called The Magic People somehow came across my poem and asked if they could use […]

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  • Don’t Get Drunk and Sleep With Your Friends (with “lyrics”)

    The so called holidays are here, people are going to lots of parties including plenty of work soirees and sometimes things go a little too far.  Take care of yourself this time of the year.  And if you do get drunk and sleep with a friend make sure it’s consensual…FOR REAL. Here is the only […]

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  • Heaven or Whatever

    A couple months ago for a couple of days, I had the chance to be in this new video for Shane Koyczan.  It was a fun time with lots of laughs and it was good to hang out with Shane for a couple days.  A couple youth slam poets are in it as well, Andrew […]

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  • Baby Jesus Visa

    Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Buy Nothing Day, CHRISTMAS.  The best way to handle the pressure and the inevitable debt?  Get yourself a Baby Jesus Visa  

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  • Monkey Pudding Luv

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  • What is this dead tongue on the floor?

    What is this dead tongue On the floor This jaw hearse This diesel ventriloquist This self-immolating inhaler This Helen Keller phone sex This Dillinger wind crime This suffocated witness This muted cadaver This Salvador Dalmation This censored auctioneer This colonized prayer This murdered fireside chat Roosevelt in the wilderness Walden Pond scum This gentrified tower […]

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  • 50 is the new ranch dressing

    I wrote this for my good friend, Bob Addison on his 50th birthday 50 is the new ranch dressing Is the new beef Toledo Is the new Communist Manifesto Is the new U2 album Is the new Irish hate Is the new ESL player piano Is the new muscle flexing ingredient Being used to invade […]

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  • Let’s not get it together

    If it can be said the world has a soul Then it’s ruptured From our hearts To the way our Gods love us As if they know they’re already dying And they’re determined to drag us down with them And just like a flagpole in winter Demanding our affection We’ve stuck our tongues to their […]

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  • The Magnificent Jug Band

    I meant to write this and post this sooner than today but the death of Zaccheus Jackson sidetracked a lot of us, me included. But I still wanted to write this review of sorts about Al Mader’s feature at the Van Slam on August 18th. Here it is. There is a chaotic trickster released every […]

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  • Hanging out in North Van today at this…

    I’ll be doing three different sets today at what looks like a great family event. If you are around in North Van come say hi http://ediblegardenproject.com/events/fun-at-the-farm-day/

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