Go on Get out there Take to rambling The world needs you To roll your fuzzy diaspora To paint your itinerant masterpiece Punch your dead ghosts in the nose Believe in your WUZZAH You’ve got some glitter kick in you Hold nothing back Your father is dying The cancer is coming The ugly rhinoceros of […]
(some of the rhymes are goofy but so what. I feel I need to write about it rather than shut up so here we go…) You were an Adventur-o-saurus The only dinosaur not killed By that meteorus, a survivor, a sojourner Traveling the world telling tall tales of truth To any youth that would listen […]
Hey, Numb-chuck Can you give whomadingle a call On your whatcahmashnozzle? Tell ‘em we’ll be at the puzzfuddle pronto So whomatoodle better be ready To let flappajabbits Download that snookamahuzzle Of the webamagoeey And you need to hurry We only have a couple minamawiggets Until whomajammer gets here and If they can’t start rubbing Their […]
All day long I think of things nothing seems to satisfy Mommy wants me to scratch and sniff her kitchen But I can’t help staring at her sky Every time I go on Facebook Brangelina try to adopt me I’m not an orphan, I’m a Scientologist, Jim If I lose 50 pounds in 50 minutes […]
There was an argument at first but once the Ferris Wheel was given a colonic, Saturday night and I got along infamously well. We went out three wheeling and hyperventilating making sure every agnostic we could find was tossed into a blackberry bush. Some cactus models showed up just about then to see if we […]
First off, I need to say thanks to Chris Gilpin for putting this site together. It looks terrific. Get a hold of Chris if you want something similar put together for yourself. Also, I want to thank “Evil” Patrick Shannon, Linsday Alley and Ezra Letra for taking a lot of the photos for this site. […]
Last week I had the distinct privilege to coach the 2014 Vancouver Youth Poetry Slam Team at the annual YouthCanSlam festival. 10 teams from across the country (Halifax to Vancouver) took part and our team won. The team is made up of Sebastien Wen (who also won the Underground Indies competition) Mariah Dear, Melissa Illing, […]
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